From leaf blowers to best grill gear, dads are a curiousty of its own.
When you get a slight oil drop from parking on the driveway, or your dad mentions the steak isn’t rare enough. You may have a dad on your hands. A man is a simple creature that needs to make sure everything is gravy. Seeing that your dad is a scholar at anything you mention household care, it’s a sign your dad is a dad. “Charles there is water leaking in the basement!” Don’t worry dear, I got some great tape and tools for that. No need to call a plumber he says.
Justin Beiber with that dad flex.
Increasing large number of younger men are dressing like dads. Be concerned.
As we want to give you the heads up on the ways to spot if your dad… Well simply is a dad. Here are signs of what they enjoy, fashion to tools. They appreciate the simple things in life.
1. They tuck their shirts in
If you see them tucking in their shirts, you know they use to have a beeper on those jeans and had REO speed wagon playing in the car back in the day! They are always looking for the nicest belts to complement those khaki shorts.
2. The yard and barbecue are their best friends
Next to their dog sport, having a yard that makes the dad’s next door cringeworthy of how pearly your dad may spend on getting that grass so green. I have seen dads take further actions and pull out the measuring tape to make sure it cut exactly at 2.78 inches right on the tee. Since it’s the best length for a yard to be at, he may boast with sharp confidence.
If that steak isn’t cooked exactly at 333.33 degrees for 2 minutes it’s not a rare steak. It never ends, to the best spatula in the market to what your dad bathes his barbeque meats too. Things these are the key to your dad’s heart and letting him borrow his credit card!
3. The jokes contiune to get increadibly lame
“Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be afoot.”
Eyes roll as you chuckle. It’s so stupid its, funny. If you see the dull jokes and conversations always coming out his mouth, he has dad-like syndromes. There was a time my dad made me go fishing with him and heard, “Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut? The bobber shop” As he had this annoying chuckle saying he could be a comedian with Jeff Foxworthy. I sat there completely dull in response to his joke. Folding my arms to let him know I wasn’t enjoying this. Sorry dad, just keep fixing pointless things around the house.
4. They can always do it theirselves
Don’t worry about hiring help, or just offering your help instead. Dad’s are always right on why the air filter needs to be brushed every week. You can’t argue they always know what there doing. Take it as an advantage if you need something fixed, it might be janky but they can always get the job down.
5.They don’t understand younger generations
My dad was always one to say that it was me. “you’ll make the best home building when your older son.” Okay, that didn’t work out. As a young child, your dad already had your future constructed. Built, ready to go. With trying to force every sport down my throat. I was more interested in art, and creative outlets. “Doesn’t make sense to me.” Dad would always say if it wasn’t manual labor. And dad, still to this day. I don’t know how to change an oil gasket yet. Whatever that is ill pass and focus on me, thanks, dad.
