Watch this cute little sun come up!
We talk to very important people about what makes a morning great? They say a few things that help make the morning start with bliss. Wake up and smell the roses, make a latte. We have a few things that can help make your morning, something to tell the neighbor about.
1. Yell
While you sleep, you are not talking at all. Some urban myth legend says “if ye sleep, whom will lose the truth to speak.” some witchy lady said? Being cautious, yelling helps when you were sleeping and not talking. Yell, to get your voice ready for the day so you don’t lose it. (Not a dr.)
2. Do house work around 4-6 AM.
Neighbors prefer to hear your loud-mouthed tools around 4-6 AM. It’s early enough they don’t have to worry about setting an alarm, sometimes it’s earlier than their alarm. It makes people happy to get up earlier than expected!
3. Light off fireworks
The sun is probably not all the way up yet, so lighting them off when you’re up around 5:30 preferred time, is a great time to see those little bastards blow! Your neighbors will love it as well as it wakes them up!
4.Post what you ate on instagram
From wheaty O’s to coffee and lame oatmeal, make sure to post it on Instagram so everyone knows your the shit.
5.Go back to bed
Wow! You’ve done a lot, you’re neighbors absolutely love you and there is nothing to do now.